I love dressing up in my riding gear, and I have a variety of jodhpurs in different colours. I even have some authentic riding boots to complete the look. I've broken quite a few riding crops in my time, they never seem to last that long around me!
I have a large riding crop which is particularly good at making bottoms red as it covers such a big area. I also have lots of other crops and various dressage whips, all of which deliver a delicious sting.
Apart from riding equipment, I have a mean single tail whip, a kangaroo hide whip and dragon tail whip. The single tail whip is one of the most lethal implements I own, and is definitely only for the very brave!